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The YOSUDA Under-Desk Pedal Bike: Because Sitting Still Is for Amateurs Why settle for just being a productivity machine when you can be a literal cardio machine at the same time? Introducing the YOSUDA Smooth & Silent Desk Cycle — the mini exercise bike that lets you burn calories while pretending to work! What Makes This Little Leg Tornado Special: Silent But Deadly (to Calories): Equipped with a samarium cobalt magnet (which sounds made up but totally isn’t), this thing pedals smoother than your last excuse for skipping leg day. It’s so quiet, you could pedal through a Zoom call and no one would know — unless you start sweating through your dress shirt.   Low Impact, High Sass: Great on joints, perfect for white-collar warriors, the slightly injured, or anyone who’s ever watched a yoga video and thought, “Nah.” It’s physical therapy disguised as productivity!   8 Levels of Resistance: From “leisurely stroll to the fridge” to “biking away from bad decisions,” choose your pain… I mean, challenge … with the twist of a knob.   Built Like a Tank, Stores Like a Tupperware: Weighs in at 22 pounds with 4 anti-slip pads and a “you’re not going anywhere” attitude. But when it’s time to move it? Boom. Built-in handle. Chuck it in a corner like your hopes of hitting the gym.   Fancy LCD Monitor: Tracks time, speed, distance, and calories, so you can scientifically prove you exercised while binge-watching cat videos.   What You Get: 1 mini desk bike 1 sense of superiority over your stationary coworkers All tools and instructions (and we mean all , even the ones you’ll ignore) Warning: May cause leg muscles, increased productivity, and an overwhelming urge to brag that you cycled 4 miles during a staff meeting.