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Vuvuzelas: For When You Want to Be Heard From Space Introducing the Yellow Vuvuzela 4-Pack — because sometimes clapping just doesn’t cut it. Whether you’re at a soccer game, a birthday party, or just trying to get your kid off their tablet, these 24-inch noise cannons are here to blast your enthusiasm into the stratosphere. Why You’ll Love (or regret) These Horns: Quantity Over Silence: 4 vuvuzelas per pack. One for you, three to hand out to friends, enemies, or that neighbor who keeps mowing during dinner. Size Matters (but So Does Portability): 24 inches of sonic fury that folds down to a mere 10 inches — perfect for backpacks, fanny packs, or awkwardly shoving into cargo shorts. Durable Enough for Your Wildest Screaming Sessions: Made of high-quality plastic that can survive sports fans, toddlers, and the apocalypse. No weird smells. No poky bits. Just unfiltered noise potential. LOUD. LIKE… REALLY LOUD: Forget whistles. This horn roars like a dinosaur with a megaphone. Also doubles as an emergency alert system in case of natural disasters, surprise quizzes, or snack theft. Party Level: MAXIMUM: Perfect for soccer matches, school spirit rallies, or announcing your entrance into any room. Will it make people turn and stare? Yes. Will you love it? Also yes. Warning: use responsibly unless you want to be known as “the Vuvuzela Guy.” But let’s be honest—you do.