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The Pop-Up Power Tower – Because Bending Under Desks Is for Peasants Funny Product Description: Tired of crawling under your desk like a 1990s computer technician just to plug in your charger? Say hello to the Pop-Up Power Outlet — the high-tech periscope of electricity that rises from your countertop like a glorious, caffeinated robot arm, ready to juice your gadgets and power your empire. Just press the top, and WHOOSH — it majestically pops up from a 4.72″ hole with the grace of a gas-spring-powered ballerina. Need power? It’s got 4 grounded AC outlets, 2 USB-A ports, 1 USB-C, and a wireless charging pad — because you deserve options, and so does your phone, tablet, laptop, blender, mini-fridge, and that lava lamp you swore you’d get rid of. With a 6ft power cord and 15 amps of unfiltered juice, it’s basically a charging station meets a Transformer. And when you’re done? Push it back down and poof — clutter disappears like your motivation on a Monday. Perfect for your kitchen island, office desk, secret lair, or anywhere you want to look like you actually have your life together. Package Includes: 1x Pop-Up Outlet (aka the Power Wizard), 1x Instruction Manual (that you’ll pretend to read), 1x 6ft cord (for plug-n-play domination). Warning: May cause sudden urges to organize cables and charge things just for the thrill of it.