Description

The “I’m Classy But I Also Cry in the Shower” Vase Bring the subtle charm of a Scandinavian spa and the emotional depth of a Nicholas Sparks movie into your home with this Minimalist Porcelain Vase – the perfect blend of clean lines, neutral tones, and just enough sophistication to make your cluttered coffee table look intentional. Crafted from high-quality white porcelain with a frosted finish that says, “Yes, I have my life together… mostly,” this vase is built for all your decorative personalities: The “fresh flowers from Trader Joe’s” you bought for yourself. The “dead twigs but make it art” arrangement. Even the “oops I forgot to water it again” hydroponics. Great for mantels, bathrooms, living rooms, or wherever your cat won’t knock it over, it’s the perfect centerpiece for your rustic-modern-minimalist-boho-glam-industrial-farmhouse aesthetic (you know who you are). And as a gift? It says, “I care about you and your weird obsession with home decor.” Warning: May cause an uncontrollable urge to start using the word “aesthetic” unironically.