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Wolverine Cable Guy – The Clawed Crusader of Charging Chaos
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When your phone’s dying and your controller’s gasping for juice, who do you call? NOT the Avengers. You call Wolverine, bub.
This 8-inch adamantium-armed hero isn’t here to save the world—he’s here to hold your gadgets like they’re his long-lost Jean Grey. Styled after Marvel’s X-Men legend, this officially licensed Cable Guy looks feral, fabulous, and fully ready to cradle your PlayStation or Xbox controller, smartphone, or that old iPod you refuse to let go of.
He comes equipped with a 2-meter USB cable, because even Wolverine knows short cords are for amateurs. Set him on your desk, shelf, or Danger Room simulator and bask in the glory of Logan lovingly guarding your tech like a grumpy Canadian bodyguard.
Snikt happens. But low battery doesn’t have to.