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Brondell SouthSpa Left-Handed Bidet – The Backside Savior for Southpaws Finally—a bidet for the overlooked heroes of society: left-handed people and anyone tired of stretching across the toilet like they’re trying to disarm a bomb! The SouthSpa Dual Nozzle Bidet puts the power right where your dominant hand is (unless you’re ambidextrous… in which case, congratulations, you’re a unicorn). Why SouthSpa is the Lefty Legend: Left-Side Controls – Because your left hand deserves to control the splash zone. No more awkward crossovers. Just dial, spray, and strut out of the bathroom like a freshly polished car. Dual Nozzles, Double the Dignity – Two precision nozzles that are adjustable and positionable , giving you a custom clean so accurate it should come with a GPS. Smooth Ceramic Core Valve – Operates smoother than your best pickup line and prevents leaks better than a relationship therapist. Included in the Box: All-metal T-valve Braided metal hose Installation parts Dignity Confidence A weird sense of smug superiority Installs in Minutes: No plumber. No toolbox. Just a few minutes of pretending you’re a DIY genius. Compatible with all toilets—fancy ones, basic ones, even that weird one in your cousin’s RV. Built to Last: Unlike those cheap “questionable at best” bidets, SouthSpa comes with quality materials, eco-friendly packaging, and support from real humans (not robots or Kevin from down the street who “used to work in plumbing”). So go ahead, treat your cheeks like royalty. Because toilet paper is for emergencies, and you, my left-handed legend, deserve better.